Introduction to: Virgie

A San Francisco ho fatto amicizia con una ragazza che definire bizzarra è riduttivo. E' una completa pazza. Giusto per darvi un'idea della tipa, ecco cosa mi è arrivato in mail ieri sera:

It’s been two whole years since I sent out my last card. Call it from the rooftops and praise the dirty, big-dicked gnomes who give you those nasty dreams who have inspired me to reinstate the creation of my titty Christmas card equipped with a new pun and the cleavage that’s brought you joy for years. Though we’ve been on hiatus for a couple years, you’ll be happy to know that I got a camera phone some time ago and have been merrily photographing them and sending them to every man on Craig’s List who strikes my fancy. Anyway, I’ll follow the protocol and ask that if you would like the third annual t.c.c. that you simply send me an e-mail with your address. No pressure for pleasantries or anything. I just want to exhibit my tits shamelessly for your viewing gratification.
Merry Areola,
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